"NO TEKKIN PIKCHARZ IN HEAYAH!" D8<

Yeah, that’s what the postal overlords said to me when I took this photo of Knockout inside the United States Post Office. So clearly, the USPS is afraid that The Enemy will discover the following:

1. They sell stamps. STAMPS. All the stamps. Lots. Sssstamps.
2. There is shipping going on.
3. With boxes.
4. BOXXXESSSSSSS omgfloiawje309q2j30[9
5. There are stamps.
6. That go on the boxes that get shipped.
7. Stamps.

If I disappear from the interwebz, you’ll know they got me. In the event that this happens, eat this message, and apply stamps liberally to all the robitz.

Youuuuuu shall not staaaaaaaamp!!!!!!!

"NO TEKKIN PIKCHARZ IN HEAYAH!" D8<

Yeah, that’s what the postal overlords said to me when I took this photo of Knockout inside the United States Post Office. So clearly, the USPS is afraid that The Enemy will discover the following:

1. They sell stamps. STAMPS. All the stamps. Lots. Sssstamps.

2. There is shipping going on.

3. With boxes.

4. BOXXXESSSSSSS omgfloiawje309q2j30[9

5. There are stamps.

6. That go on the boxes that get shipped.

7. Stamps.

If I disappear from the interwebz, you’ll know they got me. In the event that this happens, eat this message, and apply stamps liberally to all the robitz.

Youuuuuu shall not staaaaaaaamp!!!!!!!